{"id":166,"date":"2006-08-01T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-01T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blogs\/?p=166"},"modified":"2007-04-16T13:04:56","modified_gmt":"2007-04-16T13:04:56","slug":"smart-sardar-in-army","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/general\/smart-sardar-in-army\/","title":{"rendered":"Smart Sardar in Army"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side.<\/p>\n<p>Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, &#8220;Oye Abdul!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A guy gets up from other trench, &#8220;Kya hai be&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. The guy is shot dead!<\/p>\n<p>Kartar Singh shouts again, &#8220;Oye Karim&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2 guys stand up, &#8220;Kya hai ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BANG BANG both khalaas!<\/p>\n<p>Kartar Singh shouts again,&#8221;Oye Mustafa!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2 more, BANG-BANG! dono khalaas!<\/p>\n<p>Pakistanis get worried, they think: Ye Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? They decide to try the trick themselves.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Abe Gurdev Singh&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>silence<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oye Gurdev Singh!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>silence<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;O bhai, Gurdev Singh!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This time some one says, &#8220;Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pakistani gets up, &#8220;Main&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BANG! He goes!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">For more <\/span><a style=\"color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/fun\/sardarjokes.html\">sardar jokes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side. Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, &#8220;Oye Abdul!&#8221; A guy gets up from other trench, &#8220;Kya hai be&#8221; Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. The guy is shot dead! Kartar Singh shouts again, &#8220;Oye Karim&#8221; 2 guys stand up, &#8220;Kya hai ?&#8221; BANG BANG both [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vNl0-2G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sheetudeep.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}