1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a
\nbaby in One month.<\/p>\n
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver
\na baby.<\/p>\n
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
\nbabies in one month.<\/p>\n
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.<\/p>\n
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
\neven if no man and woman are available. <\/p>\n
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman;
\nthey’ll produce a child with zero resources. <\/p>\n
7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is
\ndelivered, they’ll just document 9 months. <\/p>\n
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS
\nto produce a baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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