1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a
baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver
a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman;
they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is
delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS
to produce a baby.