Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side. Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, "Oye Abdul!" A guy gets up from other trench, "Kya hai be" Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. The guy is shot dead! Kartar Singh shouts again, "Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai ?" BANG BANG both khalaas! Kartar Singh shouts again,"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono khalaas! Pakistanis get worried, they think: Ye Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? They decide to try the trick themselves. "Abe Gurdev Singh" silence "Oye Gurdev Singh!!" silence "O bhai, Gurdev Singh!" This time some one says, "Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?" Pakistani gets up, "Main" BANG! He goes! For more sardar jokes

My Sunsign is Virgo. So let me tell you what virgos are like... Virgo as a woman You are bashful, but you have all the necessary wiles and weapons, including a determination to pursue happiness. You seek romance, and commitment is an integral part of it. If you are in love, you go to any lengths to make sure it works. On the flip side, if you are in an unhappy relationship, you will snap the cords with ease. You can be deadly practical and divinely romantic at the same time. You are a perfectionist, but not perfect yourself. You have your negative ...

Let me introduce myself, I am Sheetal thakur a hindu Punjabi girl. I love my tradition and culture. Punjabis are known for their zinda dil attitude and lively personalities. I live in Mumbai, a zinda dil city. Recently I attended my cousin’s weddings, which was fantabulous, just like a wedding in Yash Chopra’s movies. I think now-a-days all the bollywood movies have to have a Punjabi wedding in it. So let me tell u about the Punjabi wedding. Here we go…. Punjabi weddings characterize the exuberant enthusiastic approach to life that most ...

A study conducted by the Indian Institute of Science (IISc) revealed that turmeric helps fight malaria too. Your Life does a round-up of 10 other health benefits Heals wounds Make sure to press a pinch of turmeric on a a cut or wound. It stops bleeding immediately. When used as a local applicant as part of emergency first aid, its antiseptic properties help wounds heal faster. Reduces swelling Because of its antiseptic qualities, turmeric, when applied, does not allow germs to thrive. It is effective against bacteria both, and viruses, thus controlling infection and swelling. Prevents allergy If you notice an allergic reaction on your body, apply turmeric on the area. It can stop a rash from spreading, or the incidence of any other allergic reaction. It also ...

For the Achoo IQ study, Patti A. Wood combined a sneezing survey of 547 people with three months of “observational” analysis, and correlated people’s sneezing styles and behaviours with a personality test. Wood identifies four main types of sneezers: The enthusiastic sneezer This is a person whose sneeze you notice — like your grandfather whose sneezes terrify you, or your co-worker who always sneezes five times in a row. Big, lusty and powerful, this person is a charismatic leader and influencer. He/she is intuitive and can inspire and motivate others. The nice sneezer No showy histrionics or noise levels; nice sneezers hold it back so as not to offend. If you are a nice sneezer, ...

5 ways to improve nonverbal communication Make eye contact: Eye contact helps regulate the flow of communication and signals interest in others. Eye contact with audiences increases the speaker’s credibility. Smile more: Smiling is a powerful cue that transmits happiness, friendliness, warmth, liking and affiliation. If you smile frequently, you will be perceived as more likeable, friendly, warm and approachable. Use gestures: If you fail to gesture while speaking, you may be perceived as boring, stiff and not animated. Posture and body orientation Standing erect, but not rigid, and leaning slightly forward communicates that ...

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Two little babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?" "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling. "What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby. "I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply. "Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out." He carefully manoeuvred himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he ...

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